018 Kill Them & Eat Their Souls

Navigating Breakups, bizarre breakdowns, and the Brokenhearted

Grab your emotional life vests, folks, we're about to dive headfirst into the treacherous sea of breakups. Prepare for a whirlwind of stages that both men and women encounter when relationships shatter.  Enjoy stories and literal side-splitting laughter as these witty gurus decode the cryptic world of ending relationships.

Make sure that vest stays buckled for 'Am I the Asshole?' – a hysterical segment where Amanda and Val dissect bizarre scenarios within breakups, exploring the age-old question: "Who's the bigger jerk in this breakup? You or your ex?" Feel free to cringe, laugh nervously, or secretly relate as RTS unapologeticly delivers their verdicts.

This episode promises enough laughter to keep your soul afloat in the stormy sea of romance. If you're going through a breakup yourself, just know you too shall rise from the ashes of heartbreak, phoenix-like, equipped with the right doses of humor and wisdom. And also might be better suited to just become a lesbian.

Musical artist/song: ODIE - North Face

Men caught masterbting at work - literally only page 1 of Google, there's way more.

1: https://nowthisnews.com/news/new-yorker-writer-fired-after-he-was-caught-masturbating-on-zoom-call-with-colleagues

2: https://nypost.com/2023/04/28/long-island-power-panel-derailed-by-masturbating-consultant/

3: https://dailycaller.com/2015/12/06/va-cop-chose-the-wrong-beat/

4: https://patch.com/new-jersey/secaucus/xchange-security-guard-masturbated-concierge-desk-police-say

5: https://www.kron4.com/news/bay-area/san-jose-police-officer-charged-with-masturbating-while-on-duty-authorities/